I like it!

Hey, Matt, clever idea!! But how about something the guy can wear to signal (or warn!) his “average housewife” of his mood & intent? You figure out which garment & the color codes. (;^)

Free tip: No woman wants to view herself as an “average housewife.” I mean, does that species even exist anymore? My mother was one, but me? Hell no, not me, not ever!! Maybe change the words you use to describe the end user of your product.

In any case, your product will make people smile. And the world today needs smiles. Good luck!!

What about Black Panties?

Black Panties mean I am going to be real Naughty Tonight!

What color do Viagra users use when they need to get a refill on their prescription?…sorry….I tried to bite my lip…lol

Blue speedos for men who need a viagra boost!

For the man who has taken the Viagra pill and is ready to go, well then a blue speedo with a green lightning bolt may be appropriate…….

ha ha ha Ken…I knew I might stimulate a reaction from my comment…shame on me….I thought the product was rather sexist :-{….

…It might do well at Spencer’s

I think you are right Susan, but sex sells and I think it would do very well at Spenser’s.

Introducing the new Party Pack of Panties. The 3-in-1 Panty Pack is great for bachelorette parties, bridal showers or for any gift giving occasion. The average housewife will love the Clear Signals sent by the choice of the panty of the day. While wearing the red panty her husband will realize his advances are unwanted, while if he sees the green, all systems go. With yellow one must realize they have their work cut out, and some extra effort might be required.

For the single lady, the 3-in-1 Panty Pack can help determine the outcome of an evening’s event. With the package of a variety of panties a woman can set her mind to what she wants from her date. From the sexy green to a cautionary yellow or a red absolutely not, she won’t have to worry about the outcome. The panty of choice can be translated into a sexy “I want you” green, a “I’m not sure” yellow, or a “I’m just here for a free dinner” red.

Each 3-in-1 Clear Signal Panty comes with:

1 green thong

1 yellow cotton panty

1 red granny panty

For a women who choose the red pair, she might wear them because she wants to make sure things don’t move too fast with a new love interest, or because next week might be a more appropriate time. What self – respecting women would be caught dead in granny panties if she were serious about a new boyfriend.

For a woman who chooses the yellow pair, things could go either way. She may not be sure about a guy but wants to leave her options open. One never knows the turn of events an evening may have in store.

For a woman who should choose the green, well, I think it goes without saying that someone is getting lucky.

Hi Matt, I hope you’re not color blind, sometimes the inspiration for an invention comes out of “our own need.”

I’m not sure of your intentions here, but it appears you are making a sells pitch. This really isn’t the place for it, and unless I’m ignorant, this is not really the place for your product.

As you take pride in your idea, you might find the approval you need through another audience. You might even try to use concept that your product uses in “the method of knowing when to stop” hint, hint…

YOU CAN learn how to take a product to market here, OR maybe wait and see if there will be a LSP that fits your idea…but for now I’m seeing yellow or red…what color do you see?

I wouldn’t call it an invention by any stretch of the imagination nor is it patentable, but pack up a kit to display at parties and take orders and you might make a few $$, but I can’t see more unless you find something to patent like a new style of panties or some way of making it a game.

I would still offer the idea to Spenser’s and you might get a buyout for maybe a grand or two.

You’re right Ken, I wouldn’t credit it as being an invention, as it may have merit in solving a “problem”…for anyone that would buy into it ;-)

It is patented
patent # 29/180819

I just checked your patent, Great job!

Thank you. I have prototypes in hand from a plastic injection molding company as well.

Matt, why don’t you take your idea to Spenser’s? It seems it would be the perfect fit……

I will.
Thank you

Congratulations Matt…Spencer’s would be a great fit..look up a previous post for contact information..Good Luck

Thank you Susan.

Have you already designed the packaging? It would really stand out if it was designed like a traffic signal light..with the three colors of panties showing through each circle!

Matt…if you really wanted to create something for the “average housewife”…might I suggest a 7 pair package each with a chore from a typical “honey-do” list..(clean garage, mow lawn, etc.) and print the graphics on the backside…that way when the hubbies want to know what’s on our minds…they can just read our behinds! No more nagging! Sounds pretty mean, I know…Maybe call them “Saturday Specials” Ha-Ha!!

Honey do panties!

How close does one have to get to get the Saturday list? I only pray that the Average housewife did not eat beans on Friday……

Hey Matt!

Nice idea…and it must be a good one. I hate to be a “buzz-kill”, but I’m quite certain I’ve seen several versions of this idea at a couple places in my travels…wedding showers and gag-gift shops (you know like Spencers). That’s the bad news. The good news is it made it to market, and if you’re following the Emery Cat thread here you’ll see that the ever-present “improving” of an existing product is alive and well in the inventor world.

Good Luck!

I have the prototype back from the plastic injection company and it is shaped just like a traffic signal funfam4. The 3 color panties stand out from the black background well.

Might I also suggest that you make the three panties included all the SAME style and material (this is just a suggestion, mind you)…Instead of the thong and the granny panty and cotton pair…perhaps a nylon material because the colors would be the most vivid w/cotton lining in a string bikini style (w/the stretch-style side strings)…I just thought it would be more practical in production to stick to one style, it would be the most flattering fit for ALL figure types, and some women would just never wear a thong or a granny panty so it would be something that could actually be USED by the consumer and not just a gag! Or, make them ALL the thong-style and target just the bachelorettes and er,um..other thong-wearers? Also, what about sizes? Are they going to be one size fits most? Again, I think that the string bikini style would be more suitable! In case you don’t know what I am talking about on this style…J.C.Penney’s carries them in abundance! Just my two cents by the way…as I am assuming you put this thread on here to get feedback on your creation??? Best of luck to you!!!

Cool prototype..BTW!

Jeeze..I never thought I would be in a forum discussing underwear…but here goes another thought that I feel the need to toss out here; wouldn’t it be absolutely hilarious if they had underwear that could play music/messages that are pre-recored OR recordable in much the same fashion as all the greeting cards nowadays?? (Make it waterproof?)…Could you IMAGINE accidentally sitting or bumping on the little play buttons when you were in school during a test, at church during a sermon, visiting in-laws or at a meeting at work,ETC?? I don’t have a clue if they have already invented “talking underwear”…but it would sure be funny if they did!!! Should I have kept quiet on this, searched the patent office, and waited for a Spencer search….hmmmm?

Cool prototype. I like it.

All ideas are welcome. Thank you for the kind post’s

Why waterproof?Afraid of being shocked?

Nah, Matt…I’m an average housewife who was thinking about “machine washable”! LOL I’m guessing that they have already done this, though…underwear that make “fart noises” etc? That little recording apparatus would have to be in some kind of waterproof wrapping or it would not work anymore after being washed!

However…now that you said “shock”..what if underwear could give off mild electrical pulses? Among other things, it could be useful in treating pain (electrotherapy)in the medical industry!!

How about adding body oils and incense to make the product more desirable at the market level.

Reddawg…it looks like his traffic signal package is almost a done deal…but he can invent those “massaging bloomers” and add the oils in with that!?? Matt…thanks for sharing your creation with us…you have shed “new light” on the panty!! Pun intended!

Thank you. I can only hope that it will be a success.
Nice pun!

How about a little pocket to hold condoms or mints or whatever?

Wow!! This could go on forever. Ideas keep coming in. Condom pocket noted.

Have you heard of CONDOMINTS?

you mean like mustard? ;>)

I was going to mention condomints but I was afraid of stepping over the line of good taste!

But florescent condoms to suit the mood such as red, yellow and green may be added……

Matt..if you ARE going to do a line of underwear with pockets…can you make some men’s underwears with a pocket on them for the TV remote?

Nice

How about a mystery pack? Buy a Party pack, besides getting the panties, you get a surprise gift pack……….Just like a box of Trix cereal…………….

I think selling tricks, especially in uderwear, is illegal in many states. But, I guess Ken just wants to give it away but, again, I think promising it as a bonus might also be illegal.

Julie, LOL….I did mean to lead you to believe that Cereal would be inside the package, but that every package could contain a surprise inside, such as gift certificates or oils in one pack and incense or other erotic bonuses in other packages….

Well unfortunatly Spencer’s just turned the idea down. I will find someone else or market them myself.

Matt C,

Maybe your product is too tame for Spencers.

A possible outlet: Comedy clubs.

Every time I go, there’s a bachelorette party. The bride-to-be is always dragged onto the stage to do some embarrassing, obscene pantomime. Then she’s given an, uhm, oddly shaped drink glass (even at otherwise G-rated shows). Anyway, your product might be stocked by the comedy clubs to sell or give to these parties.

Matt, try bachelorette.com and go to “about us” for the company info on PriveCo…maybe try giving them a call???

very nice of you all. I will do that.

Yipes!!…upon closer inspection- your product might be too tame for PriveCo as well!!