I would invent a peace machine. no more wars,crime or hatred.

Bryan

With the Multiverse model you can time travel and mess with history, oh what fun that would be – THE POWER! Better yet, document the Pyramids being built…

Food can replicate itself, Hydroponics already exists but yeah, I’d say a Star Trek type Replicator would be Joseph’s Peace Machine.

The replicator happens to be one of the mad-science grails I have not figured out 100% yet. Any physicist will tell you, as did Einstein, there is equivalence to energy/mass and wave/particle duality. That means we can take energy waves and turn them into particles with mass (matter).

A Replicator would simply be a synthetic “observer” capable of collapsing the wave function.

I believe that scalar interferometry is the new laser and has many applications beyond heating the atmosphere. I believe a scalar bottle can be used as the “eye” of the observer. It can look at a given piece of matter as with any other form of spectroscopy, but it sees it holistically, all the way into hyperspace. Once scanned the eye can then be pumped with the signature of that matter.

You know how Ghosts can cast a shadow into space itself and create cold? That is FORM bleeding into local space from hyperspace, sucking in photons and cohering electrons. Were that ghost to really “concentrate” it could become visible and attain mass…

My thoughts exactly Matt……or maybe just a hot water heater that never goes cold?

Matt, any thoughts on string theory or dark matter?

A washing machine that creates black holes…?

Where disappearing socks go
Some people have suggested that socks go missing in the laundry because a space-time warp somehow transforms them into belly-button lint and dust bunnies that appear out of nowhere. That’s only half-right. Take a look at this diagram of the modern clothes dryer, then note the similarity to this picture of the ATLAS detector at Europe’s Large Hadron Collider. Is that mere coincidence?

I didn’t think so.

Dryers have been spinning away since long before the LHC was ever conceived, driving socks into collisions so energetic they build up powerful jolts of static electricity. Can anyone deny there’s a chance – even if it’s a 1-out-of-10500 chance – that such collisions could generate miniature black holes? And can any scientists truthfully say there is absolutely zero chance that such black holes could grow large enough to gobble up one of a pair of socks, leaving the other behind as a kind of laundry-hamper Hawking radiation?

I didn’t think so.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you … the Not-So-Large Ban-Lon Collider. Your laundry room contains a device perfect for doing small-scale experiments in string theory. (Or is that yarn theory?)

“……or maybe just a hot water heater that never goes cold?”

Well Mike, actually there is a Tankless Water Heater…The units heat water only when it’s needed. So you reduce waste by not heating and reheating the same tank of water.

When there is a demand for hot water, the unit senses the flow and starts the heating process. This results in hot water that is not limited to what’s available in your tank, so you always have clean, hot water when you want it for as long as you need it! When the demand for hot water ceases, the tankless unit shuts down and uses no energy.

http://www.rinnai.us/tankless-water-heaters/

Thanks Sir Edward – finally suburban family bliss. Now I just need the Vikings to win a Super Bowl and I can RIP. LOL.

Michael, why would you need to heat hot water? Just kiddin’ with you, I call them hot water heaters too.

I would invent an asphalt that stays 40 degrees or warmer…

Like Michael, I would like the Detroit Lions to win a Super Bowl, wait, I would like the Detroit Lions to win a game!

Sir E, do you really know this crap, or do you just re-write their promo material… Either way you should get paid for the promotion of their product.

the tankless hot water heater is great. but costly i have found installing a 20 gal tank works great . we have 4 people in the house hold. and we can take showers and baths the same as with a 40 gal.
the small tank has less water to heat with a faster turn around. it works for us.

colonel dig the new du. lol

if i could invent anything.. time travel would be at the top. with it you can control everything

Hi Sir Edward,

I wanted a tankless hot water heater and looked into them. The cost of the heater while high is not much higher then a 40 gal hot water heater. But, I found I would have to re-wire the house to accommodate it. I and most people have a 1200 amp service and I was told you need at least a 2400 amp service for the tankless heater. I could have used gas but my wife nixed the idea as she thinks I would blow up the house.

phillip

you could also get 2 or 3 smaller ones that mounts under your sink . that way you wouldnt have to rewire. but then again the cost would be about the same as rewiring the house . lol

potato chips with no calories, i know they have baked ones but i want the full fried chip with no calories that taste the same.(fake oil ones almost sent me to the hospital)..I want any low or no calorie food to taste as good as the full calorie.

A ‘baggage remover’ for men. And maybe a gene which keeps them truthful and faithful.

Bitter? You think I’m bitter? ;-)

How about a devise that creates energy from gravity, unlike the sun and wind, its faithfully there all the time (like us guys;-).

Fun quest!
I would create a system that organize all the unwanted children and draw them to their potential new step parents looking for adaption, so no one child right from day one would never feel unloved, unwelcome and scared.

Actually, heating water as you need it was the original method. the water-heater with a tank or “hot water” water heater was invented as more practical and more efficient method. That is changing as more efficient heat exchangers are developed. I’m pretty sure instant hot water is only done electrically, no gas version.
Watch out for the new high-efficiency heat-pump version unless your tank is outside the house. They get their extra heat by pumping it from the room around them (ie stealing efficiency from your furnace). This would probably only be practical in very warm climates.

Julie Brown

baggage remover for men and keep them faithful and truthful ?? little tid bit here.. i`ve had the not so pleasurable time of being married 2 many times . now on 5th marriage. but in that quest i have date over 45 women and i can tell you the unfaithful side is on the females side.
i have know to many guys who have a cheatin girlfriend or wife.
the tables have turned in the last 20 yrs there are more female cheaters that males
yes i just opened a can of worms but hey you said it first lol

Robert, Maybe in YOUR age group; however, in MY age group, I believe the cheater’s are mostly men. For some reason the ego gets in the way and they just can’t let go of the ex-wife, the old girlfriend, the woman who might have been…..

I hope you are treasuring your 5th wife – the one who just completed nursing school. The grass may look greener somewhere else but they have probably used fertilizer on it so its full of s-it.

Can I still bring the ‘crew’ to WV?

julie
i would still be married to wife number one or two or three. i never left in any marriage . for better or worse
but i think most these days think its better or better else where.
i `m very thankful for the wife i have now.
i`m ready to see that RV full of EN crazed members roll in here around oct.

If you could invent anything……a teenager who listens (sigh!)

Or better still, a chip that you could implant in you children so that the remote control would work on them….imagine pushing the sleep button and having them take a nap …. or hitting the mute button and no more whining….oh yeah…I’d like that one!

coral

your onto something , get it patented fast . and how about a reversible debit card that puts money in every time we take some out

Carol, I would get the implant so I could take the nap.

I would invent a time machine – not a time-travel machine, but one that could crank out extra hours or days as needed.

Example: It’s 6am. I would really like three more hours sleep, but I have to be at work at 9am. With my nifty machine, I could get the extra shut eye and still be to work on time.

Of course, the time would never have to be paid back. (;^)

Gosh, I just gave an awfully selfish example for my miracle time machine.

Another use: A soldier could make the extra seconds he needs to dodge a would-be fatal bullet. The machine would be a gift from his mother.

when you alter time you disrupt the universe so time travel would an evil device to have.
its kinda like when you wish your life were different. well one things changes everything.

Rob,

There are a few interpretations of quantum mechanics and of time travel. If you were to time travel only you would experience divergence, everyone else continues in the collective time stream they know.

Bryan,

String Theory – I don’t do math per se so I’m no expert but…Yes 11 dimensions, Branes, Planck scale – far from Newton. Dark Matter resides in those higher dimensions, they should be synonymous.

Interesting thing about physics, even though Einstein made the observer a critical piece of the equation there is still no term for observer, as far as I know. There can never be an objective equation, yet they still work away at a GUT as if.

I have my own theory in my pics, you may have to download it and zoom in to read it though. It is my answer to the grasshoppers out there like Bill Maher and Jehovahs Witnesess who are too stupid to figure out that THE TRINITY and ONE are the same.

People ask me how this can be. Well, one water molecule can exist in 3 different phase states, also why assume we are dealing with whole numbers if ALL IS ONE. if ALL IS ONE then we should be dealing with the world in fractions, as in three thirds = one.

WOW that is so difficult.

Photo Journalist: "One through nine, no maybes, no supposes, no fractions. You can’t travel in space, you can’t go out into space, you know, without, like, you know, uh, with fractions – what are you going to land on – one-quarter, three-eighths? What are you going to do when you go from here to Venus or something? That’s dialectic physics. "

Mathew, you reminded me of one of my favorite scenes in Apocalypse Now.
Dennis Hopper was brilliant.

Keep thinking outside the box. Bryan

I would invent Human curing tube ?? Something like a Tanning Bed you lay down and zap your cured.. Whatever your problem may be …

Far fetched but would be nice ; )

matthew

they already have such a device , it wont cure everything but the hyperbaric chamber is good for a lot of stuff but it cost way to much for the average person or even insurances to pay..its a shame that things like this exists and the average person can not gets the use of its potential

The problem with a human curing tube would be not needing to keep yourself healthy anymore. I could just imagine if it didnt matter what you did because a trip to the cube would erase it. It would have to erase fat too because no one would eat good or exercise anymore. I could see a food shortage happening, i know i’d eat my weight in potato chips, as it is now, i dont touch them…lol

The “Honest Politician”

yepper.. I’d get the Nobel for that one! A truly unheard of and unique invention that would be beneficial to all of mankind.

all kinds of stuff – whatever helps people out in the most efficient ways. i’ve got a blog where i post inventions and ideas here: www.creativelogical.blogspot.com

I would invent a over and under washer and dryer. After the the washer has stopped,it releases the clothes and drops into the dryer. That way I would never forget to put the clothes in the dryer. It would be a very eco-friendly invention. Think about how many times we forget and we have to re-wash clothes. What a waste of water and power.

I would invent a device that breaks matter down into energy (without requiring antimatter).

I think I would want to come up with a cure for cancer, HIV, and kidney stones. I would like to do it in a bio mimicry way, reversing the infection process, where the cure didn’t in other ways destroy the body of the patient it was trying to save.
In the mean time, if any of you hot water heater folks is looking for a mechanically simple DIY solar hot water heating package, let me know- I have that one taken care of…

More people voted for American Idol than the presidendy, we could make an online or over the phone voting system where the American peoples collective vote on any big important issues could be counted as equal to at least one member’s of the House or Senate.

I’d like all fridge manufacturers to incorporate a standard design that allows the homeowner to expel the heat to the outside in summer and take in cold air from the outside in the winter. I have no control over this so I won’t bother tinking about it but I’m sure a very clever design could be made. Also, I’d like a fridge door with one or more portals in it. You know, like a torpedo tube you could put a pop bottle in so kids aren’t continually opening and closing the entire door to get a drink.

I was also thinking while looking at one of those ultrasonic waterfall smoke fountains, why wouldn’t they make an ultrasonic clothes dryer.

Hmmm I was thinking of installing a tankless gas water heater but you guys say no you need a small pre-heat tank? A solar pre-heat tank would be a good idea. I wonder if a microwave based water heater would be any more efficient than gas.

What the hell is a “presidendy” moron? Oh well, Love the cold air from outside refrigerator Ralf!… Could save a fortune in the winter up north! Speaking of ideas that are to big to undertake… How bout a holding tank put somewhere to re-use soapy bath water to flush the toilet with?

I would invent a transporter…. beam me up Scotty!!! Think about it no more traffic, pollution, grid lock you can just beam over and be there. Perhaps I would be on time! no more car breaking down, drunk drivers, road rage, etc. LOL or the Flue idea of apparating in Harry Potter!

How about a ski lift that ran all over a city that u could hop on and off of for public transportation?

William ,thats actually a cool idea at least during good weather and would probably cost much less than Detroit’s? moving sidewalks. Anyway i think it was Detroit that blew a couple of gazillion dollars on that idea.

I did not know that about Detroit and have never been there, but I would sure like to see that city back to work building mid sized floating electric generators that pumped up n’ down on ocean waves and more electric cars!

Actually wave generators might work quite well on the great lakes,I spent quite a few years on the lakes in the coast guard and sheriffs dept marine division and the waves on the lakes can pretty much rival those on the ocean at times…winter ice can be a big problem however as the lakes can freeze over completely and moving ice flows come togeather with massive destructive force forming pressure ridges that can be 20 feet thick or more …crushing docks vessel hulls etc. so any off shore equiptment such as wave generators or windmills would have to be pretty robust in construction.

So I think I may have you all beat, A daily exercise routine in a pill. And to answer the question that is probably in your head yes of course this idea came from a chubby…. but happy man. Why bust your ass doing crunches when you can take excerise in a pill in bunches! That is now trademarked by the way lol!

How bout a soy foam pill that expands in ur stomach, takes a little while to break down and digest, but fills u up temporarily?

That’s actually not bad not only that soy is good for you and it could be also be a delivery system for vitamins and minerals.

I would like to invent a helmet that could read your brain waves and turn your ideas into a 3D prototype.

I would like to invent the a time machine But with restrictions that .
1/ You cannot change anything .
2/ you can only observe and document all you see for factual history books .
3/ If we cannot trust ourselves that the above will be adhered to let your presence appear as a ghost and we will have less impact.
I am happy with my life and can live with my mistakes and if someone altered the past and this affects me have they the right to alter my life.?