Linda

yes i have a way with women ….. way way way away lol

yes, several things you dont tell a woman
1. shes fat
2. shes wrong
3. shes stupid
4. shes a hoe, or in this case, tramp
5. shes fat, oh, wait, i said that one….lol
Girls, for Roberts sake, list more things he should know just in case he should ever need it…

Ok. Robert, never, ever type your posts in CAPS – We think you’re YELLING at us.

Then again, after a few Robertisms delivered in CAPS, we either don’t pay you no mind, or we just have to beat you up ….

No, wait, you just might like that last one.

Robert, Robert, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when the Bad Broads come after you?

wow how did this happen ?? CAPS i have not posted in all caps today have i ?

as for the list of things i need to know or not know about women you are about 24 yrs late after my 4 divorces .

few tid bits women should know about men.

1. dont nag
2. dont remind us
3. dont remind over and over
4.dont ask us what we think ( only if you want us to lie)
5. dont ask not to lie
6. never say how much better your x was in bed
7. never tell us its alright to go out with the guys then yell when we get home because we went
8. never ever say that you make more money than we do at your job
9. dont change us to meet your wants and needs with out changing to meet ours
10.never never never ask us to go buy feminine products for you
11. dont ask us to return said products because we got the wrong thing
12.dont ask us about our old girlfriends if you dont want to know
13.dont ask us what we think of your parents
14.never ask us to do things in bed if you can not return the same kinda favor ( just this time)
15.never gang up on a guy on a forum unless you want to hear what women should not do lol
16. thanks for the laughs

Cindy where did Robert go, i heard a noise that sounded similar to a f#rt, but never saw him..Do you see him anywhere????

Don’t know where he’s at, but we’ll find him… follow the smell……BBJ, GET THE ROPE!!!

Gad, Robert, great list! How insightful. As I was reading it, and laughing histerically (I guess I should say ILMAO?) I’d go, I’ve done that, I’ve ask him that! And you know what?…I’m still on #1 husband – God, he’s a saint!

P.S. I don’t know a female who isn’t guilty of #10 & #11.

girls

a f..rt ?

anyway so i had movement on my dash today it brought a R-4

i was reading that lololol, and i thought you were saying you had a movement on the dash of you car…then i saw R4, not so funny….so sorry…:-(

Robert, forget this inventing nonsense – write a book. Call it fiction if you must. Your list of ’don’ts’ below is a great starting outline – there’s clearly a story behind each ’don’t’. I’ll edit for you. (;^)

But I won’t save you from Cindy or that other Linda (the one who can lasso). You’re on your own there. (8^)

Sorry, about your R-movement. What LPS was it in?

CM its was walmart

LL i was to write a book and call end "Dead End Lane "

i grew up down this road which was a dead end. alot happened down that road

setting for the story.. dead end road about a mile long only 3 houses and about 500 acres . one was our family home and our family farm and a farm that was empty which a doctor owned.

now down this road a girl was raped a car jumped into the river a man murdered a house fire and a building with over 2000 bales of hey which burnt.

and a bunch of little things such as stolen high end stereo equipment from a night club being dumped to running off many many many couples making out.

i have the making`s for a book. just not sure how to put it in motion

Robert, Sorry about the R- dash movement.

you dont live around me do you Robert?

Linda C

why do things happen like that around you? i think i tend to attract stuff like this

We are way way out. Great hiding place. We once had a guy who kidnapped a lawyer then ran from the cops to hide out here(didn’t have the lawyer, but did have a shootout with the cops). He lived in our camper parked behind our house. We figured out someone was here when my purse was taken out of my truck. We went walking and found it by accident and all my junk dumped out on the road. As we were walking up to it my husband said, ‘’Damn, someone stinkin dump their garbage on our road.’’ As we got closer to it I recognized my, cough cough, garbage. When we called the sheriff, he said he didn’t want anyone else to know but this guy who did all this bad stuff may be in our area for over a month. He would live here a while(we discovered), then go raid the hunting cabins dotted around out here. They finally shot him in someone else’s camper. That was after he made a move and they asked my husband to stand guard on the road while the helicopter searched for him..
Or, once, at 4am, we get a call from a deputy parked in front of our house. He asked if we were ok, then asked if we had let anyone in our house. Yes, no…Then he said, well, we just chased a guy(Oklahoma Mafia leader) armed with an assault rifle behind your house so stay down..
Or, should I continue…

Linda
maybe we should put our thoughts and personal lives together for an assume action movie. lol

we rented out camp sites along the river.. long story short someone in the middle of the night stole a pontoon boat floated out into the river but couldnt get it started . a barge hit it we found it down river about 2 miles in another state. more to story but i`m just trying to show that for some reason down this road things just happened all the time.

yep, something about isolated roads, we get kooks, thieves and fugitives

And people say living in the city is dangerous! You guys make me want to hide under my bed!

My son, the cop, tells me all kinds of disgusting stories. In fact, he may be on a Cops episode in about 8 months. (He’ll be one of the good guys.)

mmmm..mmmm Maybe he knows you guys.

i`m one of the good guys..

I think what it is is city people just ignore a lot of things going on around them. I see someone walking down the road, I take notice. Someone in a neighborhood sees someone walking down the road, just a normal occurrence. Heck, if I see a car I don’t recognize, I take notice. If I see unusual tracks, I take notice. Really, nothing happens out here very often, just several things over the past 21 years. And its slowed down a bunch with meth taking over, most of those people headed to cities for cover. Much harder to have a meth lab out here than it is in a neighborhood. Way back 20 years ago, pot was king and growing it out in the boonies was typical. We had a meth lab down the road, hence, guy being chased by cops, (too much activity was going on so I tipped off the sheriff)….Those people are long gone and most drug activity moved to the cover of neighbors not wanting to get involved…
My middle daughter is a jailer, she gets what cops bring in for her to book in. Yep, the stories they tell. My husband is a fireman and has a few himself. Me, nothing can beat the 2 headed calf story of mine, but, I still believe you guys aren’t ready for it….lol.

I’ve watched Cops, but, seems when i do i see the same episod. I can go 2 years without watching it, go “Oh, Cops lets watch it” and its the same dadgumed one i always see. Its the one where a shop owner calls to report a break in, when they get there the guy is in the crawlspace, they pull him out and hes naked. The guy fights them and they dont have anything to grab onto to hold him down….classic….but, i’ll look forward to seeing your son, can you give us a hint so we know who he is?

Hi Everyone,

If you need a different episode of Cops…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6RVSp5WHkI&...#

Robert is that a fact or just your opinion?

colonel

maybe i should not think so high of myself then thanks for grounding my ego

After the naked guy episode, i’ve seen the cross dressing man one too…Colonel I’m disappointed….:-(

Just kiddin’ You’re one of the good guys.

Linda, At a first glace when that cross dresser comes up to the police car, he kinda looks like Robin Williams to me…

Its a face you cant forget but want to.

how`ed you guys know i cross dress??? lol

I read somewhere that you can tell things about people by how they write. It stated that if a person doesn’t capitalize, he is a cross dresser..So, your cover was blown a long time ago

“how`ed you guys know i cross dress??? lol”

Well, it’s really none of my business and all, but this is exactly why you shouldn’t post pictures of yourself on controversial websites on the Internet that may come back and haunt you one day…Need I say more?!

Note: You don’t even want to know what website I found this one on?!

Robert(a), you kinda have that Marilyn Monroe thing goin’ on!

Sir Edward

i`m flattered but i really dont look that good .lol

colonel Marilyn looked better dead than i do alive. heck she probably looks better today than i do

Happy Birthday Mr.President………………

Cowgirl:

The Cops crew rode with him for about 3 nights. Of course, nothing happened that was TV worthy. But there was some excitement when the crew went with another cop and my son was also at the scene. If he doesn’t end up on the cutting room floor, and I find out which episode he will be on, I’ll broadcast it – for sure!

Cindy, Does your son know your handle – BBC? I never was a mother but I can imagine the following responses to learning about Bad Broad Cindy; Oh my Gawd, Mom! OR What the he__ were you thinking? OR Go for it Mom – I’m proud of you. OR Mom, Puleeese don’t tell anyone I know. OR May I introduce you that way?

I imagine that Cowgirl and a few others can come up with some quips.

He would probably say, “Geez Mom, BBC? … just don’t tell ANYBODY that I’m related to you!” “Does Dad know?”"

But, of course, I live to embarrass my kids. It’s a Mom’s right – and I take advantage of every possible opportunity to exercise this right.

Ok. Let me clarify – My children are my best friends and vice versa – that gives us the pleasure of teasing each other merciliously! (Geez, tough crowd at the Lounge tonight!)

cindy ????

It’s ok Robert… Just pour me another double please.

heres an alabama slammer

Sweet. (If I only knew what that is.) Don’t care, just chug.

I think waiting for the BB&B decision is waying a bit. Different thoughts, different thoughts.

Gotta head for the hot tub – just hope Cowgirl isn’t testing out her poo product. Different thoughts, different thoughts.

lol….i spend too much time dealing with poo to deal with more poo…

Great pic, Cowgirl,
Robert and you made my day!

Brendan Hi,

why don’t you just call Telebrands and ask them when is there next open call for inventors?

Joseph – I would, but I have been having difficulty locating their number-for inventors?
There is so much other stuff around them, Is it just me that gets held up on such a simple point- locating a phone number?

Brendan, Found this under ‘Inventors’ and it might be the only way to contact them. However, they do have a phone number but I think it is for ordering or past orders.

“Telebrands is hosting its next scheduled for Inventors Convention on August 13 and 14th. It’s an opportunity for inventors to pitch their product to a panel of expert judges, including Telebrands CEO, AJ Khubani. If you have a product or prototype that solves a common problem and you believe the product can be sold through television advertising, then you will want to be a part of this exciting event.

A select few inventors with products are alloted about five minutes to present their product. Schedules fill up quickly and, unfortunately, we can not accommodate any more inventors for the 13th and 14th. However, another Inventors Convention will be announced soon, so please check this page regularly so you can register early and maybe get some time in front of our esteemed judges.

Applications will only be accepted when the new dates are announced. Due to the overwhelming response of inventors, Telebrands will contact you only if you are selected to present your product. You will have only 5 minutes to present your product, so be well prepared. Remember a tv commercial usually allows only 45 to 105 seconds to sell, so be ready. It’s best to be ready and rehearse your presentation so it is precise and effective.

Please remember that when submitting your product, you do so at your own free will. Telebrands will not be held liable for any products or ideas that is submitted, nor will Telebrands be obligated in any way to anyone who submits their ideas, prototypes, or products."