First time here? Sign up for a free account or log in

Forums » Other » Topic


Smuggling bananas
ralfcis's Avatarname search
ralf chlipalski
29,000
Insider Points

I need to get hold of some blue java bananas and get them up here to Canada for a cooking show. Does anyone have access to these bananas also called the ice cream banana for their creamy goodness and ice cream-like flavor. I saw a show once about a banana farm in California that grows a whole bunch of banana species. We can’t bring fruit across the border otherwise I’d grab some bananas and bring them back with me. Any ideas?

posted January 29, 2012 14:47 (
)


pbg's Avatargold
Pete Goncalves
260,500
Insider Points

Great topic… got a cousin doin’ 5 to 10 for banana trafficking …sad for the whole family ;-)

Ralf, any possibilities at a Filipino grocery? (are saba bananas similar?)
…and ever try a small but very sweet dwarf banana from the Portuguese Island of Madeira? I know there are enough Portagee immigrants in Canada that a local mini-grocery can’t be too hard to find. Good luck!

posted January 30, 2012 04:43 (
)
ralfcis's Avatarname search
ralf chlipalski
29,000
Insider Points

Thank you Philip, I contacted them. They ship only plants and don’t ship cross border but maybe they have some possible solutions. I think I will contact T&T as well and maybe they can be my licensed importers since they import all kinds of exotic fruit.

P.S. John I haven’t found the tail yet but I have eaten the bung part just under the tail and so far it’s the most disgusting thing I’ve tried (except for Belute duck embyro which I will never eat again).

posted January 29, 2012 21:06 (
)
goodolbakeshop's Avatargold
kevin da biskit
143,500
Insider Points

Ralf, um, I vote you change Toilet Girl’s nickname to Saint Toilet Girl.

ya know?

I saw you tweeted that the blue java on time. Bummer, I was hoping to get that formula. Dagnabitcrappitycrap!

posted January 29, 2012 19:58 (
)
imajane's Avatarname search
Jane J.
457,250
Insider Points

Ralph, your topics never disappoint. I love the title. I’m intrigued by the thought of ice cream-like flavor and only wish I could be your border runner. Go bananas! Let us know what you come up with, ok?

posted January 29, 2012 18:26 (
)
pbrand's Avatargold
Philip Brandes
79,500
Insider Points

Hey Ralph, try: http://www.going-bananas.com/
I believe you can get them shipped to Canada from the states as long as they carry a phytosanitary certificate. That would add a lot to the cost of your order however. If time wasn’t an issue, and you can’t get the actual fruit, you could always grow them yourself. Check http://www.agristarts.com/htm/main_pages/musa_m...

If all else fails and you just need it for a cooking show, there are a lot of other types of bananas that look like the blue java. Just sayin… ;)

posted January 29, 2012 15:47 (
)
daurora58's Avatar
John Durocher

If you’re going, pick up some pig-tail for me. – thanks.

posted January 29, 2012 15:35 (
)
ralfcis's Avatarname search
ralf chlipalski
29,000
Insider Points

The only banana not susceptible to Panama disease is the Cavendish which replaced the Gros Michel in the 50’s. Blue Javas are not commercially cultivated and need to come from special sources which i can’t find. As a Sunday tradition, me and toilet girl go to T&T every weekend to sample the grossest foods imaginable and we’re rarely disappointed.

posted January 29, 2012 15:30 (
)
daurora58's Avatar
John Durocher

Ralf:

Are you absolutely sure you can’t get them in Canada, try visiting your local T&T Supermarket.

posted January 29, 2012 15:17 (
)



« Return to the forums index page