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Another installment

September 28, 2011

1. Never doubt that a lone voice from the fringe will always overturn scientific consensus. Indeed it is the only thing that ever has. -altered Mead
2.Not caring is never having to say you don’t.
3.Allowing people to have the last word is like allowing yourself only 1 potato chip.
4. A stitch in time doesn’t even rhyme.
5.Too few journeys begin and end with warm welcomes and fond farewells.
6. Imagine when science gives us all the possibility of aligning the planets favouraby for ourselves.
7.When people tell you to act your age, tell ‘em to stop acting theirs.
8.Mathematics: it just boils down to a numbers game.
9.My neighbors often tease me about my beliefs in unicorns. They tape narwhal tusks to their horses foreheads . But the joke’s on them, I don’t believe in narwhals.
10.The key to real climate change: warm hearts/cool heads.
11.Whoa, 15 minutes of fame can really age a person.
12.“Dyslexia” if you can read it, you’re cured!
13. If you douse yourself in honey, don’t complain about the bees.
14.No matter how insignificant or ignored, a rule can never survive its exceptions.
15. Republicanism is a philosophy based on self-determination, self-reliance, self-interest and,ultimately, self-ishness
16.The early bird gets the worm but the second spouse gets the house.
17.Vulnerabilities make us only human; courage, superhuman.
18.Expectations are the sails of friendship, and, at times, need to be lowered.
19.Poor but happy is an option rarely taken by the rich and wretched or by those who recommend it.
20.Success is more a measure of attitude than aptitude.
21.Money is the root of all evil unless it’s spent on hoes (to uproot evil).
22.Struggle is so important in our lives that if we don’t go through it, we invent it.
23.The path to Someday, leads to Nowhere.
24.Evolution is the conservation of entropy.
25. To have your cake and eat it too is about finding the time to enjoy the fruits of your labor. To eat your cake and have it too is about regreting that time.
26.I wonder therefore I wander.
27.The views expressed are my own, the interpretations are not.
28.We’re gonna laugh about this someday, why not make that today.
29. A gift to the self-entitled is their gift to you.
30.Many theories are gibberish wrapped in jargon stuffed with buzzwords and blown with smoke up the ass.
31.“Punching time in the clock”
32. Believe in yourself even if you’re bluffing.