1. The new golden rule: Treat everyone as if they’re much bigger than you.
2. True positivity comes from facing the negative, not ignoring it.
3. Positivity is bliss; so is ignorance.
4. If necessity is the mother of invention, laziness is the sperm donor.
5. Never give up, well, at least not until the next setback.
6. Warning: an exchange of ideas may result in a change of ideas.
7. The purpose of reality is, the message requires a medium.
8. Eventually bosses realize if you cut your oats with sawdust, you can always get new workhorses.
9. Leaders develop by developing followers
10. A broken record can’t change its tune.
11. Wealth sticks about as well as Velcro on Teflon (unless you’ve invented one or the other).
12. Beauty fades but its memory lingers.
13. Luckily god defers to free will otherwise he would have rolled up the field taken his ball home long ago.
14. A liar can pick and choose the facts that suit his argument but an expert gets paid for it.
15. For every bold move there’s an equal and opposite backlash.
16. Doesn’t the 2nd rule of fight club violate the 1st rule?
17. Quality is the absence of filler.
18. In the endless sea of knowledge most of it comes with an agenda.
19. In the absence of knowledge, beliefs are free to run rampant.
20. The law of interrelation: everything is related to something unrelated.
21. There’re always those who’ll find your great idea stupid and your stupid idea great.
22. Life’s a terminal illness, only hope shields us from the fear. Ok, maybe obliviousness too.
23. Progress meanders like a slow stream; often contrary to the direction of flow.
25. Integrity and loyalty are often bound to conflict.
26. Talent’s never owed, it’s a debt that must be paid in dues.